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Profit’s Extended Warranty on Relationship Wisdom

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Yo, lovebirds and true romantics, Profit’s back with an extended warranty of relationship wisdom. Some firsthand wisdom on the dos and don’ts of navigating the battlefield of love. Forget your fairy tale fantasies, this ain’t no romance novel, we’re talkin’ real shit about respect and loyalty. I’m speaking from experience. I lost someone because I saw no faults in m actions. Even Profit fucks up sometimes.

Don’t Disrespect Her Hustle:

  • Her feelings ain’t tissues, they’re treasures. Treat ’em like a limited-edition sneaker collection — protect ’em, cherish ’em, and never let ’em get scuffed up.
  • Don’t just listen, validate. Show her you hear her, you feel her, you understand her. Nod your head, offer a hug, or even just a simple “Damn, that’s rough, babe.”
  • Remember, she ain’t a mind reader. Tell her what you need. Ask her what she needs, how you can help, and don’t assume you know it all. Sometimes the best way to show respect is to admit you don’t have all the answers.

Boost Her Dreams, Not Her Burdens:

  • Be her biggest fan, not her biggest critic. Cheer her on, hype her up, and make her believe she can conquer the world. That’s the kind of support that builds empires, not just relationships.
  • Don’t just clap, pitch in. Help her brainstorm ideas, offer connections, or even just roll up your sleeves and get to work. Show her you’re invested in her success, not just in words but in actions.
  • Celebrate her wins like they’re your own. Pop the champagne, throw a party, or just give her a victory hug that makes her feel like a champion. Her success is your success, so make it rain confetti, baby!

Public Shaming Ain’t the Game:

  • Keep it in the vault, not on the streets. Handle your disagreements with discretion, not like a reality TV show. Respect her privacy, protect her reputation, and remember, loyalty ain’t just for the good times.
  • Arguments ain’t boxing matches. No need to score points or knock each other out. Fight fair, listen to understand, and aim for a resolution, not a knockout.
  • Apologize like you mean it. If you mess up (and you will, we all do, yes, even me), own it, apologize sincerely, and make amends. Don’t let pride get in the way of repairing the damage.

Appreciation Ain’t Optional:

  • Go beyond “thank you.” Get specific, get creative, get personal. Tell her exactly what you appreciate about her, from the way she makes you laugh to the way she folds your laundry (yeah, even that counts, especially the towels).
  • Shower her with small gestures. A love note on the fridge, a surprise bouquet, a foot rub after a long day — these little things add up to a whole lot of love.
  • Don’t wait for special occasions. Make appreciation a daily habit, like brushing your teeth or charging your phone. Let her know she’s valued every damn day, not just on Valentine’s Day.

Silent Treatment? Nah, We Talkin’:

  • Open your heart, not just your mouth. Share your fears, your dreams, your insecurities. Let her see the real you, even the messy parts. Vulnerability ain’t weakness, it’s strength.
  • Listen without interrupting. Hold the advice, hold the judgment, just hold her hand and let her speak her truth. Sometimes all she needs is a listening ear and a shoulder to lean on.
  • Argue with respect. Disagreements are inevitable, but they don’t have to be destructive. Fight for the relationship, not against each other. Keep it clean, keep it honest, and keep it focused on finding common ground.

Ego Trips Won’t Get You Very Far:

  • Remember, compromise ain’t a dirty word. It’s the main ingredient that keeps the relationship simmering, not boiling over. Meet each other halfway, bend a little, and don’t let your ego be the chef who burns the whole damn dish.
  • Be the first to apologize, even if it ain’t your fault. Swallow your pride like a bad burrito, admit your mistakes, and show her you value the relationship more than being “right.” Sometimes a simple “I’m sorry” can bridge a chasm wider than the Grand Canyon.
  • Winning ain’t the only game in town. Relationships ain’t competitions, they’re collaborations. Focus on building something together, not on keeping score or proving who’s the champ.

Cheating Ain’t a Side Hustle:

  • Loyalty ain’t just a promise, it’s a sacred oath. Breaking it ain’t just a mistake, it’s a betrayal that shatters trust like a dropped champagne flute. Think before you stray, because picking up the pieces is harder than gluing Humpty Dumpty back together.
  • Remember, it ain’t just about you. Your actions have consequences, and hurting her hurts the whole damn relationship. Think about the pain you’d cause, the trust you’d break, and the love you might lose before even considering taking a detour down infidelity lane.
  • If it’s tempting, it’s time to talk. Open communication is the fire extinguisher that snuffs out the flames of temptation. If your eyes are wandering, share your struggles, seek support, and work together to strengthen your bond before it gets burned to the ground.

Growth for Two, Not Just You:

  • Support her dreams, even if they scare you. A queen chasing her dreams is a beautiful thing, even if it means she might outshine your corner of the spotlight. Be her cheerleader, her confidant, her rock, and let her fly without clipping her wings.
  • Celebrate her individuality. Don’t try to mold her into your perfect partner, embrace the things that make her unique. Her quirks, her passions, her weird laugh that makes you smile — that’s all part of the package, and it’s what makes her the queen of your heart.
  • Grow together, evolve together. Don’t get stuck in a rut, keep learning, keep pushing yourselves, keep discovering new things about each other. A relationship that grows keeps the spark alive, and who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from her along the way.

So there you have it, lovebirds and lonely hearts, Profit’s extended warranty on relationship wisdom. Remember, love ain’t just a fairy tale, it’s a journey with bumps, potholes, and detours. But with the right tools, the right mindset, and a whole lot of Profit-fueled street smarts, you can build a relationship that’s stronger than Fort Knox and brighter than a disco ball in Las Vegas. Now go forth, spread the love, and remember, respect, loyalty, and appreciation are the investments that keep your love shack standing tall, even when the storm clouds gather. Profit Out. And remember, love ain’t cheap, but it’s the most worthwhile investment you’ll ever make. Thug Life.


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